pink rain

Oh yes, you know it's raining when you're getting wet and you're inside. 

This is the reason for starting this blog, I am overly sick of rain. 

So I've been a-dashing from shelter to shelter all day with an umbrella up, and people asking me  "Why are you using the umbrella? There is only, like, 2 meters to walk..." of course, they disregard the fact that if I get a small amount of water on my skin I will melt in a small puddle of viscera and goo and eyeballs.

Anyway, I get home finally and all I want to do is maybe sleep or study because I haven't done that in a while. I walk into my room and go "So... I'm getting rained on still. Wow it's a wet day."

And 

it

takes

me

a

while.

My roof was leaking. of course.

Not only this, it was raining pink crud all over my room. 

"I'm gonna destroy all your stuff yo"

Why was it pink?

Good question.

My hipster friend Catlin who allegedly hates hipsters (She's probably just competitive. I'm not sure) gave me this beautiful card for my birthday, decorated with a flower and a beautiful, sentimental note inside telling me how I'm amazing and Stuff.  

ideal card greeting! never worry about sentimental card messages again! simply write the above message into a card and send it to your:

 mother, grandmother,

chess colleague.

boss,

casual sex aquaintance

and much more!

Aww inducing. I know. 

I didn't want to throw it away, because it was lovely, and I'm just too lazy, so i put it up on my shelf.

BiiiiG mistake. 

even bigger than the mistake I made the other day where I thought a practice patient had a stomach ulcer and they were really having a heart attack.

the water dripped from my ceiling right into this little red card, which collected all the water and dribbled it back down all the way along my shelf (because of course it was at the very top).

Now I officially hate the colour red . Rant over. 

THE CULPRIT!

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend, hey
Baby, I could never steal you from another
It's such a shame our friendship had to end

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain

Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changin'
It's time we all reach out for something new, that means you too
You say you want a leader, but you can't seem to make up your mind
And I think you better close it and let me guide you to the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
If you know what I'm singin' about up here, come on raise your hand
Purple rain, purple rain
I only want to see you, only want to see you in the purple rain