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Not sure whether or not to post this one, the memory of it always makes me laugh, cry, and shake my head at my own stupidity.

So I thought it would be a good story, but reading it now I'm all

Which I can only imagine is how my mum felt after she had me.

Anyway, I've typed it.

I was speaking earlier about how I passed my exams for the end of the year. You can't have forgotten, if you've read it. Remember how your scalp itched with the scarring thought of me doing this:

Of course you do, my scalp is still itching.

Anyway, on the subject of exams...

When I saw my Biology results, I freaked out.
Because all my other subjects give me Non-Graded-Pass, (NGP).
But when I saw Bio, there, on the screen was a massive, evil-looking

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and of course, my eyes went even less symmetrical than usual. 

 And I turned into a werewolf for an hour and tried to get it out of my system.

But wait!

I came back an hour later and actually looked at the thing.

That big ol' D was a D for distinction.

so, instead of needing to wear one of those cone-shaped dunce hats for failing my exam, I needed to wear one because I passed, and didn't even look.

And, you know, to hold my enourmous brain inside my head :)

And I look like a unicorn.... hehe