Frogs

My phone sounds like frogs. I did that on purpose, thinking it would be hip and cool without sounding like I'm trying too hard.

But that was before I got my job.

 See, I'm a checkout girl, and my job consists soley of wearing a bow-tie and acting deferent to people I could easily overpower.

Thought not.

Anyway, as a casual worker they can potentially call me at any time for a shift.

So it came about, my phone ringing began to scare me.

And, by extension, anything that vaguely sounds like frogs

And lots of things sound like frogs.